Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Gluten-free Bread

Little dish didn't stand a chance.
If I'd left it on the kitchen counter
To be devoured by sugar ants.

I left it in the refrigerator,
I didn't want it right now
I was saving it for later.

I came by to retrieve my delight,
But someone had absconded
With my treat in the night!

The joke's on the thief
They'll soon learn
My cooking tastes like queef.

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